Ma– CANUCKS Blow It!! Don’t Watch the Game all ST1FF and SORE! Show me that big slapper of yours baby! Let me see how big you can SH00T that L0AD!! This tall hot blonde wants to help you UNL0AD that big SLAPPER of yours before the game starts at 5 PM!! I doubt she’ll wear the school girl uniform though. I mean, if she works for Shaw Cable, then she really knows a lot about screwing people over.
However, maybe the guy had the right idea. Hitting on someone who has no choice but to be there with you is essentially the equivalent of bragging about strippers making eye contact with you or life-like mannequins that really seem to listen about your troubles down at the ol’ fry station. This advertisement has not loaded yet, but your article continues below. “Gary, has put a pin in long romantic walks and long wet kisses.” The obvious natural progression for this guy is to start hitting on women through Pinterest. This only goes to show you that men will leave no stone unturned when it comes to annoying women in every medium possible. You were witty, smart and you were able to get me a really good deal on my cable… I missed your call yesterday… But I’ll always have your voice-mail. We watched the Canucks beat Detroit in a shootout in what could end up being the best game of the year. Ma– Shaw Cable Girl Oh Shaw Cable girl, we spoke over live chat when I needed to renew my cable package and shared some unforgettable laughs. Which probably means she was using one of those old flip phones to text her friends while she pretended to give a rat’s ass about the game. Considering the Canucks ended up losing, 5-3 we can only assume the there wasn’t a lot of opportunity for mutual groping, So not only did the Canucks lose, but they also managed to cockblock this poor guy.Īll the guy wanted was to take a “more mature” woman to the game. The March 3 rd game was against the Buffalo Sabres, and marked the return of Cody Hodgson as well as the debut of Zack Kassian. Hmm, 26? Into mutual groping? Hygienic? Well, we all know this ad wasn’t placed by Chris Higgins.
I’ve got plenty of pics so just send me a message Ideally I would love to get a coffee before the game, head off for the big event, and then after maybe some mutual groping…and we’ll see where it goes :p I’m intelligent and professionally employed. Article content Ma– A Cougar to Take to the Canucks Game So as the title says, I’m very interested in looking for a more mature woman to take to the Canucks game this coming tues 🙂 I’m a very fit 26 year old male, tall and attractive, clean and very, very energetic. Manage Print Subscription / Tax Receipt.
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